Wellington Weevil Invasion
Maybe man and fish can coexist, maybe, but you know what can not coexist?
Man and friggin weevils. Weevils are the most irksome of insects and they have invaded the property of ABS and he is pissed...
Weevils from Sri Lanka (Six Legs) are considered by Entomologists (Latin for Bugologists) to be the "Commies of the insect world" and they began their invasion of Florida in 2000 A.D.
Excepting the ignorant Media, no doubt many men remember when Sri Lanka was called Ceylon but the natives there became irked when they heard Sail on, Sailor on their crummy boom boxes and began to fear that fat German men in their 60s, inspired by The Beach Boys, would divorce their dominating wives, sail to Ceylon and walk around on the beaches with their bald heads and gigantic bellies while wearing Day Glo Speedos that reveal way too much about their reproductive organs.
And so that is why the natives created the name, Sri Lanka, because no man with a lick of sense would think, I'm gonna divorce the ball and chain and sail to Sri Lanka and walk around in a Speedo trying to shag some weevil-infested Sri Lankans.
In any event, back to the weevils. It is speculated that the weevils invaded Florida by stealth; they climbed into the bango of Pete Seeger (Commie Pinko bastid) of the Weavers who had been singing songs putatively about the locals in Ceylon before they wised-up to his subversive commie-cant and threw his worthless ass out of there.
They realised he was there to hammer away at their liberty until the yoke of Communism was able to be placed on their necks and then they'd have to slave away so that friggin Pinko could afford to buy his flannel shirts and pretend he was on the side of the working man whereas he was just another Red Diaper Baby Bastid who diligently did the work of Satan.
Man and friggin weevils. Weevils are the most irksome of insects and they have invaded the property of ABS and he is pissed...
Weevils from Sri Lanka (Six Legs) are considered by Entomologists (Latin for Bugologists) to be the "Commies of the insect world" and they began their invasion of Florida in 2000 A.D.
Excepting the ignorant Media, no doubt many men remember when Sri Lanka was called Ceylon but the natives there became irked when they heard Sail on, Sailor on their crummy boom boxes and began to fear that fat German men in their 60s, inspired by The Beach Boys, would divorce their dominating wives, sail to Ceylon and walk around on the beaches with their bald heads and gigantic bellies while wearing Day Glo Speedos that reveal way too much about their reproductive organs.
In any event, back to the weevils. It is speculated that the weevils invaded Florida by stealth; they climbed into the bango of Pete Seeger (Commie Pinko bastid) of the Weavers who had been singing songs putatively about the locals in Ceylon before they wised-up to his subversive commie-cant and threw his worthless ass out of there.
They realised he was there to hammer away at their liberty until the yoke of Communism was able to be placed on their necks and then they'd have to slave away so that friggin Pinko could afford to buy his flannel shirts and pretend he was on the side of the working man whereas he was just another Red Diaper Baby Bastid who diligently did the work of Satan.
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