England's own Justin Rose awarded trophy for tenth year in a row





For the tenth consecutive year, The PGA has awarded Justin Rose its most abjured award - The male golfer who most looks like a pigeon.

 After he had presented the trophy to an obviously devastated Justin Rose, PGA President, Paul Levy, was asked whether or not any other golfer had been given serious consideration.

 Mr. Levy giggled and shook his head in disbelief the question had even been asked - Look, it isn't even close. Hell, half the time I think Rose will just walk off the course and follow any spectator who has a bag of popcorn...

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