Ryder Cup silliness.
Golf is the best sport ever invented but it is devolving rapidly right before our eyes. It has not only become more and more acceptable to play to the crowd with chest-thumping, fist-bumping, and number-one-finger extensions, but the insatiable press and circus clown crowds are demanding even more from prudential and composed player professionals.
When will Brooks Koepka come out of his shell and show some emotion? is a common complaint to be heard on The Golf Channel.
Patrick Reed, the portly player for America is not only famous (or infamous) for this rebarbative behavior, he is wildly praised for it
and ABS is not going to post any of the, what, four hundred examples of Bubba Watson weeping on camera as though he were a fat Junior High School Field Hockey Goalie who let a shot slip through her five hole during a regional playoff game thus costing her team a chance at advancement to the championship playoffs.
Publicly weeping like a girl is not masculine behavior.
Yes, ABS knows his complaints will be dismissed as atavistic fuddy-duddyism but he does not care.
He was learnt that golf reveals character as much as it builds character and he was learnt that one had to control his emotions, not turn them loose like a menstruating teen-aged girl who was not invited to her Junior Prom because, That whore Becky puts out and that's why Timmy is taking her instead of me...
Now however, the die has been cast and the insatiable media monster is demanding that there is nothing wrong with men crying on TV and more and more male golfers are willing to play the fool for the fools who want them to act bizarre in a sport whose ethos is control and adult masculinity in a quiet pastoral setting.
It can not be long before some young golfer decides to act like Leslie Nielsen acted when he was playing the character of an umpire...
Nothing is shocking anymore as the PGA has already ruint itself by involving itself with the military:
When will Brooks Koepka come out of his shell and show some emotion? is a common complaint to be heard on The Golf Channel.
Patrick Reed, the portly player for America is not only famous (or infamous) for this rebarbative behavior, he is wildly praised for it
and ABS is not going to post any of the, what, four hundred examples of Bubba Watson weeping on camera as though he were a fat Junior High School Field Hockey Goalie who let a shot slip through her five hole during a regional playoff game thus costing her team a chance at advancement to the championship playoffs.
Publicly weeping like a girl is not masculine behavior.
Yes, ABS knows his complaints will be dismissed as atavistic fuddy-duddyism but he does not care.
He was learnt that golf reveals character as much as it builds character and he was learnt that one had to control his emotions, not turn them loose like a menstruating teen-aged girl who was not invited to her Junior Prom because, That whore Becky puts out and that's why Timmy is taking her instead of me...
Now however, the die has been cast and the insatiable media monster is demanding that there is nothing wrong with men crying on TV and more and more male golfers are willing to play the fool for the fools who want them to act bizarre in a sport whose ethos is control and adult masculinity in a quiet pastoral setting.
It can not be long before some young golfer decides to act like Leslie Nielsen acted when he was playing the character of an umpire...
Nothing is shocking anymore as the PGA has already ruint itself by involving itself with the military:
On Wednesday, May 25th, The PGA of America and Lindsey Golf Course of Fort Knox, Ky., hosted Military Appreciation Day. The day’s schedule for military personnel and their families included access to Valhalla Golf Club grounds, photo opportunities on the 18th hole with the Alfred S. Bourne Trophy and other special soldier recognition activities. Military personnel also had access to a selection of food and beverages in a suite overlooking the 18th hole, courtesy of KitchenAid and The PGA’s Community Relations program.
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