MiGo USA



In a surprise announcement today, The Professional Golf Association of America has confirmed it has reached an agreement with Fox Sports TV to produce, promote, and showcase the PGA's latest venture, Mini Golf, USA. (MiGo USA).

 The new venture will feature exciting competition at some of the more intriguing Mini Golf Courses in America, such as the "Oops. I had too much chili" Mini Golf Course in Bellows Falls, Vermont


 and several evangelical Mini Golf venues, including this one outside of the "What Would Jesus Do?" multi-colored bracelet storage facilities in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

The PGA promises to invest "as much damn money as it takes for crying out loud" to restore the Golgotha Fun Park Mini Golf Course in Lexington, Kentucky to its once splendidly inspirational condition:








Already there has been controversy about The PGA selecting Roberto Castro as its President and Spokesman as the chubby Lil' Cuban speaks only Spanish and cries whenever a reporter asks him a question.

 Many critics of this new sporting venture claim that Roberto Castro was chosen for his position simply because he is the love child of Becky "Sweet Cheeks" Kozinitsky, a peace activist, vegan, environmental activist, and USA Peace Corps Sugar Cane Field Crop Duster from Portland, Maine, and Elian Gonzalez who gave his bastid son his last name in honor of the Commie Bastid, Fidel Castro, who ordered Bill Clinton to kidnap Elian Gonzalez who had once seemed doomed to living out his life as a free man while living with relatives in Miami before he was kidnapped by a pretend Marine Thug and had his goofy ass hauled off to Cuba.

The President of The PGA, a very wealthy old guy named H. P. Smithers," Stinky," Johansson, said, That is ridiculous. We selected Roberto Castro as our Present and spokesman because he looks like a Mini Me version of Jackie Gleason.

This Blog has learned that The PGA is very close to deciding that the MiGo USA Championship winner will be sent on an all expenses paid trip to Oklahoma where he will spend the weekend with Sen. Elizabeth Warren who will teach him to make several historic Cherokee meals such as cold crab in lettuce leaves and also how to scalp University of Oklahoma NCAA football tickets.













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