Oakland Raiders sign worst NFL QB ever.

So, when we say something radical like, “Nathan Peterman of the Buffalo Bills is the worst starting quarterback in NFL history,” we are not engaging in hyperbole. We are measuring Peterman’s performance through his first two NFL seasons in an era that presents every possible advantage to quarterbacks, and we are very much Not Amused.
In Buffalo’s 41-9 loss to the Bears on Sunday afternoon, Peterman completed 31 of 49 passes for 189 yards, no touchdowns and three interceptions. Those three picks increased his career total to 12, against 130 total attempts, which gives him a career interception percentage of 9.23%.

ABS has always been a fan of The Oakland Raiders and so when Coach/GM Jon * Gruden signed him to the practice squad the only possible defense for that action is that Gruden is very ill and may need one of Peterman's kidneys.

* Gruden is being paid $10 million dollars a year- for ten years to Coach and Generally Manage the Raiders and so it only seems reasonable that he now has enough money to buy an "h" for his first name.
So why hasn't he?

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