Veteran's Day in a tiny Vermont town
Perkinsville is a tiny town in southern Vermont and so it would not have been reasonable to expect the town fathers to produce a speaker of fame for its celebration of Memorial Day. Who was produced was a man from Massachusetts who spoke about his experience in the Massachusetts State National Guard. He had enlisted in that outfit a year or so prior to the 911 attacks and he spoke about how it was he was eventually deported to Kuwait in preparation for his punishment in Iraq. George Bush's plan was to attack countries Israel hated in alphabetical order and so he ordered The Pentagram to produce plans for the sequential invasions of Afghanistan, Iraq, and Iran and it was Dick Cheney who was tasked to inform The POTUS that he had erred alphabetically and that the US should just invade Iraq after Afghanistan because a man named Saddam Hussein was riding around on a goat with a grenade in his Underoos and, thus, was defini...