The PGA and ribbons

The powers of the Professional Golf Association are vested in its hierarchy comprised of lawyers, businessmen, and other liberal lunatics.

Owing to their collective guilt over race and sex, the liberals stupidly elected a woman, Suzy Whaley, to be The President of the all male PGA.

Her top priority?

Diversity - We need more women and more men to watch ladies' golf. We need them to turn the channel on; we need them to buy into the fact that these are the best athletes in the world. ..

O, really. ABS has never watched women's golf, although he is aware that some of the world's best athletes are fat Asian women who have thighs the size of beer kegs.

Yes, one priority is diversity as though diversity has anything to do with the greatest sport ever invented but "diversity" is part of the American Creed and so lil' Suzy is not going to spend her time cultivating social heresy.

As for men who love this sport, diversity means a diminution in the power and authority of men.

And so now we see the sad spectacle of men on a PGA broadcast wearing ribbons to show solidarity with the poor bastids gunned-down in Virginia Beach - although there is not even the remotest connection twixt the victims of that despicable crime and the golf tournament  being played in Dublin, Ohio.

But, the PGA choose a woman to be its president, and so - emotional politicking will now be the order of the day.

This vapid politicking will not only continue but increase in frequency and intensity and there can be no doubt that at least one tournament a year - prolly beginning next year - will feature caddies in pink uniforms and bags, balls, and flags of a pink color because breast cancer awareness and Phil Mickelson's wife (famous for overcoming breast cancer) will be chairman of the event.

During World War Two, over one million Americans died of various causes; do you think that if Paul Runyan and Gene Sarazen of The PGA had been enlightened enough to wear ribbons, the war would have been avoided?