Solving the problems at the border.
The border twixt America and Mexico is over three thousand miles long but for the purpose of the single best answer to all of the problems at the border we will say that the border is exactly three thousand miles long.
The wall that ABS proposes to erect to seal the border with Mexico will consist of two ten foot high smooth concrete walls of three thousand miles each with a span of twenty yards between each wall which equals about 64 million feet of concrete for the walls and the space between the wall will be filled with broken glass, discarded chunks of extremely sharp metal objects, empty canned ham containers, placed face-up, along with, and this goes without saying really, medical waste, and used syringes.
Let them cross that border...
Owing to the probability that the garbage barrier will prolly stink like Rebel Wilson after a set of ten poorly performed Squat Thrusts, the United States Air Force will employ a DC 10 Air Tanker to try and destink the length of the wall every week or so.
Just imagine if the pinkish colored stuff was Fabreeze..
This proposal, obviously, is a two-fer. It solves the problem of the illegal invasion from the south and the problem of what to do with our garbage.
The wall that ABS proposes to erect to seal the border with Mexico will consist of two ten foot high smooth concrete walls of three thousand miles each with a span of twenty yards between each wall which equals about 64 million feet of concrete for the walls and the space between the wall will be filled with broken glass, discarded chunks of extremely sharp metal objects, empty canned ham containers, placed face-up, along with, and this goes without saying really, medical waste, and used syringes.
Let them cross that border...
Owing to the probability that the garbage barrier will prolly stink like Rebel Wilson after a set of ten poorly performed Squat Thrusts, the United States Air Force will employ a DC 10 Air Tanker to try and destink the length of the wall every week or so.
Just imagine if the pinkish colored stuff was Fabreeze..
This proposal, obviously, is a two-fer. It solves the problem of the illegal invasion from the south and the problem of what to do with our garbage.
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