The different types of BBQ in The South

Some day you may be asked to explain the different types of BBQ to be had in the south. Well, now you can...



                    One good BBQ song deserves another








And because ABS is Trinitarian, here is a third BBQ song:






Remember, there is no reason a real Catholic man has to be sad or depressed as those emotions are the result of choices made by Catholic men and if you have the Peace of Christ there is much to enjoy in life.

 Yes, it is true. Depression and despair are choices made by men who become too fixated on the folderol, flapdoodle, and foolishness produced by the Francis Facinorus Fideicide Forge and Toxic Works of  Casa Santa Marta in Rome but Jesus established His Church for Salvation and Sanctification and both can be had no matter what the circumstances one finds his own self in when God decides you will be born at a certain time in a certain place and even if you get to only assist at The Lil' Licit Liturgy that still is a valid Holy Holocaust even though the revolutionaries tried to destroy it.

 Look, when you choose to be depressed, you are letting the revolutionaries win.

 Stop it.

 The enemy of revolution is Faith and Fun.



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