Rash behavior is sinful

The Catechism explained, an exhaustive explanation of the Catholic Religion; Spirago -Clarke
 3. Furthermore we are under a strict obligation to do nothing 
that tends to destroy health or life. 

Consequently it is a sin to rashly hazard one s life, wantonly 
to injure one s health, or to take one s own life. 

1. Those persons generally risk their life without a thought 
who perform hazardous feats, or who neglect due precautions. 

Acrobats, equestrian performers, lion-tamers, and the like commit 
sin unless they take all necessary precautions to avoid fatal acci 
dents; the professions they follow are objectionable on moral grounds, 
and even unlawful. Performers of this character are too often disso 
lute in their manners, and their hazardous feats frequently cost them 
their life. The same may be said of those who are foolhardy, and 
wilfully risk their lives in athletic sports, or public games, such as 
the bull-fights which are the national amusement in Spain. Want of 
ordinary prudence is also highly reprehensible, as for instance, to 
cross the line when a train is approaching, by which many have lost 
their lives, or to stand under a tree, or otherwise expose one s self dur 
ing a thunderstorm. Again, in the case of infectious disease great 
precaution is necessary; only the priest, the doctor, and the nurse, 
should be allowed access to the sick-room. There are other ways 
whereby one may place one s life in jeopardy : by drinking cold water 
or taking a cold bath when violently heated; playing with loaded 
fire-arms; jumping into or out of a train while it is in motion; 
touching the electric wires with the bare hand, or hanging on behind 
a carriage as children are wont to do, with the chance of getting 
their limbs crushed by the wheels. Therefore be prudent and never 
risk your life rashly. 
Rash unnecessary and dangerous acrtivites are sinful.

Here are three examples of this sinful activity


                Airplane Wing-walking





                               Ice climbing








              Crossing Rosie's path

Deliberately walking into the pathway between Rosie O'Donnell's table and the Chocolate Fountain at The Golden Corral while trying to distract her from her goal is exceedingly rash because that action will make her swat at you like a female Kodiak Bear confusedly trying to swat away the Bad Ass Bounty Hunter Brigade who have just fired four tranquilizer darts into the bear's substantial pregnant ass so they could capture her and sell her to Jack Hanna's zoo for $5,000.00 and an hour with the Zebras. 

Rosie O'Donnell likes to arrive at the Golden Corral after getting gooned on Quualudes and Ripple and after four or five servings of Fried Chicken and Hamburg Mac and Cheese she gets up from the table and begins to lumber towards the Chocolate Fountain, moaning loudly, sweating profusely, swaying from side to side, slobbering, belching, and farting in sync with every third step, waddling like a Tranqued-up Mama Kodiak Bear, and swatting at all who get in her way the way a Kodiak Bear swats at the Candy Stripers * in a small pup tent in Alaska who foolishly thought bringing Double Stuffed Oreos would be a "blast" to eat after they got stoned.

Rosie slowly rotates her gigantic hassock-sized head from side to side, trying to shake off the effects of her food high - her rapidly decreasing metabolic rate - and now she is moving with increased determination, if not speed, towards the Chocolate Fountain, moving more with a sense of smell than effective eye sight (clouded by fat, milk, and mineral deposits) and, obviously, memory as there is not one inch of any crummy rug in any Golden Corral in any town in the Mid-West that Rosie has not walked on, stumbled over, been tripped up by, vomited on, or stained, owing to her problems with a tightly-guarded shockingly low IQ score and a leaky bladder.

The only way to get Rosie out of a Golden Corral before closing is to use a tranquilizer gun on her...



* Doctor Frank Lee Muhdeer, the American genius who started the Candy Stripers, assists a poor woman who was nearly turned into a lesbian after suffering a stage four hickey in a surprise attack by the Fifty foot woman.







Comments

  1. It is Rash--Rash I say!--for the ABS to not only attack Rosie, but to go after Bullets Barnhardt. Do you not know that you will not only incur her wrath, but the wrath of Frank Walker at Canon212.com? Soon he will link to your blog with link descriptions such as: "Holy ABS scolds Ann, but refuses to engage her arguments, don't you see?!

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