CELAM announces eucharistic prayer plans

CELAM (pronounced celam) is The Episcopal Conference of the Catholic Bishops of Latin America - that place where nobody speaks Latin; especially inept in Latin are the Latin American Bishops.

 CELAM is expected to petition Pope Francis, and by Pope Francis ABS means our own home grown Doctrinal Terrorist, for permission to increase the number of Eucharistic prayers so as to equal the different varieties of potatoes to be found in Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador.

 There are, roughly, 4000 different kinds of 

many of which are handy as food 


                    or ammunition for a Spudzooka




CELAM is confident that the Doctrinal Terrorist will approve their petition because Francis is not unlike former POTUS George Bush, the Fredo Corleone of the Bush family mob.




Comments

  1. NeofitoApril 30, 2019 at 8:32 AM

    I can not find the source for this news...
    could be possible to show the source?

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  2. AnonymousAugust 28, 2019 at 12:36 PM

    Yes, a citation would be nice. Minus the gratuitous and surreal slam against Latin in Latin America. It is not all like the horrific Spanish Masses and their facilitators in the United States.

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