First, Pachamama Idols, then Priests, then Bishops, then Cardinals, then Pope.

Important new movements often begun abruptly, seemingly spontaneous, and it is important that these movements begin on a small scale and slowly work its way up to actions on a larger scale so as to more likely than not achieve success.

The movement to take back the One True Holy Roman Catholic and Apostolic Church began when a few faithful men liberated some pagan idols from a pretend church near the Vatican and set them free in The Tiber.

Next, one imagines that some other pagan symbols in Rome (The Apocalypse describes how Rome will return to paganism in the end times) will also have to be liberated and set free in the Tiber before the Catholic men in Rome begin to move on to human targets.

A likely human target should be The Jebbie, Fr Martin, who is often seen in Rome.

One hopes he can be grabbed and tossed into the Tiber to extinguish his flaming and it would be perfect if one of the men who did the tossing issued a statement ; We felt it was important to launch this fairy without a permit.

Following that, one should like to see Bishop "Overboard" Overbeck (he wants the Catholic Teaching on Sodomy changed) of Germany laughingly tossed into the Tiber. Once imagines a healthy splash resulting...

The next one to take a whirl through the air into The Tiber is one Donald Cardinal Wuerl, a person whose nickname is Donna.

And after these worthies have had their paganism washed in the Tiber, that just leaves a Pope to be launched.

One famous for wearing old brown shoes...

Hey, this is too churlish even for you ABS.  I did like the Homophone Humor of fairy/ferry but, please, tell me you are not serious are you?

Not entirely