Pope Francis inspires others.
Identifying with the plan of Pope Francis to change everything so that we can be church in a new way, another Dictator, Vladimir Putin, decreed today that he will not recognise any Russian Ballet Troupe as legitimate unless it hires all crippled dancers; We will no longer discriminate against those with different talents as we walk the new path of Being Ballet.
Similarly, inspired by Pope Francis, NASA today announced that in the future it would hire only retarded rocket scientists so that NASA could have a new way of being a space agency.
The Boston Red Sox, with a portrait of Pope Francis now adoring the Green Monster, announced a plan that saddened and angered the faithful Bean Towners: From now on, we will only sign pitchers who are completely blind. We think this plan will result in many new fans buying tickets and if that works out as well as we think it will, next we will sign only blind designated hitters and move on from there as we begin a new way of being baseball.
NASCAR, inspired by the Pope, Putin, NASA, and The Red Sox, stated today that it will start a new racing series - The Blind Races - with the blind driving rocket-powered bumper cars with no safety barriers. Said NASCAR Head Honcho, Steve Phelps, While we expect that elimination of the safety barriers will decrease event ticket sales, we are quite sure that there will be a dramatic increase in television viewership as we set out on a new path of being NASCAR.
Similarly, inspired by Pope Francis, NASA today announced that in the future it would hire only retarded rocket scientists so that NASA could have a new way of being a space agency.
The Boston Red Sox, with a portrait of Pope Francis now adoring the Green Monster, announced a plan that saddened and angered the faithful Bean Towners: From now on, we will only sign pitchers who are completely blind. We think this plan will result in many new fans buying tickets and if that works out as well as we think it will, next we will sign only blind designated hitters and move on from there as we begin a new way of being baseball.
NASCAR, inspired by the Pope, Putin, NASA, and The Red Sox, stated today that it will start a new racing series - The Blind Races - with the blind driving rocket-powered bumper cars with no safety barriers. Said NASCAR Head Honcho, Steve Phelps, While we expect that elimination of the safety barriers will decrease event ticket sales, we are quite sure that there will be a dramatic increase in television viewership as we set out on a new path of being NASCAR.
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