ABS protest fizzles
Like a Buddhist Monk back in the day, two days ago ABS lit his own self on fire in protest of the Pope’s progressive praxis but, as luck would have it, there was a local downpour and ABS was too wet to ignite.
The Bride, who was standing by to film the protest, seemed excessively disappointed and urged ABS to try the next dry spell we experience but ABS thinks that is tempting fate.