Roger Goodell to resign. NFL to rename Rooney Rule, Tony Dungy Rule





MIAMI -- Roger Goodell took the podium inside the Downtown Hilton Wednesday and touted a number of positive marks (a record 187.3 million fans, for example) the league reached in 2019.
Then he got down to a more serious matter: front-office diversity, or lack thereof, currently in his NFL.
The league just recently completed its latest hiring cycle and didn't produce a single African-American head coach, even with qualified minority candidates like Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy and 49ers defensive coordinator Robert Saleh involved in the process. Minorities holding important front office roles are even less prevalent. The Browns hired Andrew Berry this week as their new general manager which brings the league to a total of two minority GMs in the NFL.
The league's mandate that each organization must interview at least one minority candidate for such openings -- known as the Rooney Rule -- appears to have grown ineffective and outdated. It's time for a change, Goodell said.
"Clearly, we are not where we want to be on this level," Goodell said. "We have a lot of work that's gone into not only the Rooney Rule but our policies overall. It's clear we need to change and do something different.

The National Academy of Sciences has noted that 

 "Mr. Goodell is likely the whitest man living since 

 Gomer Pyle died."

"Therefore, I am going to resign and I going to 
support Maxine Waters to replace me," stammered

 The White MultiMillionaire.

"The NFL, where merely 70% of the players are 

 Negroes, must have a face that reflects reality

 and the reality is that for too long The NFL has

 been a white supremacist male privileged Trust 

 Old Boys Billionaires Butt Buddy Bund but 

 under my watch that will change and I will no

 longer be the Commish."

Maxi-PAD (Progressive, Addled, Demented). She

 know where it at -that only black lives matter.

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