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Silly Sunday. Sane Sunday.
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Silly Sunday: ABS will, again, be going to Church twice on Sunday. The first was going to Our Lady Queen of The Apostles in Royal Palm Beach Florida - that is, the city that has no beach -and so it is no surprise that the Lil' Licit Liturgy there is as legit as the name of the town. The Presider literally begged us to contribute to the Diocesan Services Appeal - that sinkhole of spirituality that never troubles the water to teach that Jesus Christ established His Catholic Church for two reasons Salvation Sanctification As if ABS will pay the Bishop money because he refuses to let ABS worship in The Real Mass as he did when he was young. This is the scandalous song about the Life and Passion of Jesus Christ that we were tortured with today because this shit is going to inspire a man to give money to such a spiritual sinkhole:
As we, thankfully, exited the Parish (where congregants speak loudly prior to the Lil' Licit Liturgy whereas they would never do that inside a secular library) here is the truthful song we were tortured with:
Yes, we do have a new church and the Bishop expects me to pay for it... Sane Sunday: At 12:30 p.m. ABS will assist at the Good, True, and Beautiful, Real Mass here:
Queen of the Most Holy Rosary Church
Architectural rendering of our church after the renovation.
509 21st Street - West Palm Beach, FL 33407
(407) 872-1007
Sunday: 12:00 pm. Please do not hesitate to take an appointment with the priest if you have a special need.
NB: On November 2016, Pope Francis faculties to SSPX priests to hear confessions. See Misericordia et Misera, paragraph 12 >
Sick Calls
The priest visits the sick and brings them the blessings and sacraments of the Church. Please contact the priest if you wish him to visit a member of your family or a friend.
Interior of the provisory chapel in the basement during the renovation of the church.
Fr. Joshua Jacobs is the Pastor of Queen of the Most Holy Rosary church. During the week he resides with his SSPX colleagues at St. Thomas More Priory from where he travels to serve South Florida on weekends. Occasionally, other SSPX priests from the Priory serve Queen of the Most Holy Rosary church.
Apparently that is how Jesus Christ is conceived of by the Roman Catholic Hierarchy. They are forever blathering about His compassion and Mercy because they instinctively fear that His Law and His Commands represents toxic masculinity. Toxic is the adjective used by progressive commies to describe masculinity because they hate and fear men. The Prelature fears it may someday actually have to stand before His Judgment Seat and be judged with right judgment and so instead of the masculine Resurrected Jesus Christ that makes professional soldiers cringe in fear the Roman Catholic Prelature (go on, identify one Prelate whose physicality, bearing, truth-telling, and identifiably masculine presence is objectively recognisable) is constrained to lie to itself and us that Jesus Christ is just a poor itinerant preacher or a resurrected version of a merciful Percy Dovetonsils because the Truth of Jesus Christ is a truth that they can not bear to face. Jesus Christ was never, u
ABS has been an Oakland Raiders fan since 1960 and he has become inured to their poor play and so he spends his viewing time mocking their incompetence because that is what a true fan of professional entertainment does. What, if you paid good money to listen to Luciano Pavarotti sing Nessun Dorma * and you ended-up hearing him sound like Lemmy of Motorhead, you wouldn't be perfectly within your rights to boo or mock him? The Raiders defensive front four plays with all of the disarming intensity, and speed, of an old lady painstakingly searching the shelves for a bargain at The Christmas Tree Shop. Two of this front four are rookies. One, Maurice Hurst, from the University of Michigan, is burdened with a bad heart and other NFL teams would not draft him. Of course, The Raiders drafted him because bargain... ABS calls him Dicky Ticker ** The second rookie is a player from a small school college, Sam Houston State College, and although P.J. Hall is short, fat, and slow
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