Somalis in America,. What could go wrong?

 

The World Health Organization estimates that 1 in 3 Somalis 

are mentally ill due to their country’s constant violence 

and abuse of the Khat narcotic. Somali science however 

came up with a surefire cure for the crazies. Lock the 

patient up in a room with a hyena and wait for the ugly beast to

 see the demons causing the madness and drive them out.

Somali medicine, like American medicine, however suffers

 from rising health care costs. A session with a trained

 psychiatric hyena costs 560 dollars in a country where 

the average national salary is 190 bucks putting a 

Mogadishu trained hyena on par with a Harvard trained

 psychiatrist.

Somalis who can't afford to blow a three month salary 

to spend time on the couch with a hyena have a more

 practical solution. They tie the affected person to a tree 

and leave. The hyenas usually find the patient sooner or later 

and snack on him pro bono, while his kin head off to the

 welfare office in Lewiston, Maine.