Pitch Perfect Politics

Maybe man and fish can coexist, maybe, but you know what can not coexist? Man and friggin weevils. Weevils are the most irksome of insects and they have invaded the property of ABS and he is pissed... Weevils from Sri Lanka (Six Legs) are considered by Entomologists (Latin for Bugologists)  to be the "Commies of the insect world" and they began their invasion of Florida in 2000 A.D. Excepting the ignorant Media, no doubt many men remember when Sri Lanka was called Ceylon but the natives there became irked when they heard Sail on, Sailor  on their crummy boom boxes and began to fear that fat German men in their 60s, inspired by The Beach Boys, would divorce their dominating wives, sail to Ceylon and walk around on the beaches with their bald heads and gigantic bellies while wearing Day Glo Speedos that reveal way too much about their reproductive organs. And so that is why the natives created the name, Sri Lanka, because no man with a lick of sense wou...

  Taking the name of The Lord in vain on ESPN Jon Weiner, aka Stugotz, blowing-up the Second Commandment. AGAIN. If this sports radio show is not breaking the Commandments it is breaking English Grammar: Stugotz is a dick. No really... https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stugots Hey, Dick...You Messias-Deniers have had many false Messias you claimed as the real Messias. The next time you want to invoke a name in exasperation, try Jochanan ben Zakkai or Simon bar Kokhba. Elon Musk said that....Jochanan ben Zakkai Try it Stugotz/Dick and leave the real Messias alone. Of course it was predictable that ESPN would descend to this routine evil because the majority owner of ESPN is Disney which has as its president, Bob Iger, a Messias-Denier who hates Jesus Christ and Christianity. The authoritative text of the superstitious false faith of Judaism is the Talmud, not the Torah. The Talmud is a huge collection of hate and me...

https://www.timesofisrael.com/who-said-jews-run-hollywood/

... As his music career took off, young rapper XXXTentacion didn’t think much about personal protection. “We talked about him needing security, that he was past the point of being a kid making melodies on a street corner,” lawyer David Bogenschutz said Tuesday. XXXTentacion died Monday after two gunmen approached him as he drove from RIVA Motorsports in Deerfield Beach , on North Dixie Highway north of Sample Road. Detectives were looking Tuesday for two suspects who fled in a dark-colored SUV, but the Broward Sheriff ’s Office provided no additional details about the killing. The Broward County Medical Examiner’s Office performed an autopsy Tuesday, but results were withheld as part of the open investigation... In Broward County, when he was a teenager, Sunrise police accused him of committing armed home invasion and aggravated battery. In March, 2017, he pleaded no contest to those offenses and was sentenced to six months’ probation, which ended las...

During the third round of The United States Open Golf Championship, Phil Mickelson became frustrated, lost control of his emotions, and proudly cheated. Later, after he had an hour to compose his own self and create a plausible explanation for his inexplicable actions, Mickelson tried his best to evade the content of the questions asked him and tried to B.S. his way through an explanation that clearly had nothing to do with him losing control of his passions. Sure, Phil, during your loss of control you were thoughtful and calculating.

Amateur Brain Surgeon is posting this because it is such a crummy first attempt. This is not posted as an act of humility but, rather, ABS expects future versions of Pitch Perfect Politics to be mo'betta and, thus, ABS can prove he is becoming more adroit at his new adventurous avocation.