CELAM (pronounced celam) is The Episcopal Conference of the Catholic Bishops of Latin America - that place where nobody speaks Latin; especially inept in Latin are the Latin American Bishops. CELAM is expected to petition Pope Francis, and by Pope Francis ABS means our own home grown Doctrinal Terrorist, for permission to increase the number of Eucharistic prayers so as to equal the different varieties of potatoes to be found in Peru, Bolivia, and Ecuador. There are, roughly, 4000 different kinds of many of which are handy as food or ammunition for a Spudzooka CELAM is confident that the Doctrinal Terrorist will approve their petition because Francis is not unlike former POTUS George Bush, the Fredo Corleone of the Bush family mob.
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