Ghandi was a goon
Arriving in New Delhi as an Administrator Big Wig for The East India Company, Sir Reginald Axel Audrey Primrose Willoughby, nickname, "Quince," was the genius who originated the idea of Taxing the natives, rightly reasoning, Well, why the hell not? It's not like they can do anything about it; we've got all the guns. The natives he ruled over were a queer lot to the gimlet eye of the Englishmen - sircars, (money brokers) duftorees (office keepers), crannies (clerks), hiscarrahs (messengers), hookah-bindars (pipe bearers) khidmatgars (table servants), ayahs (nurses) , hajaums (barbers) duress (tailors) and a whole shit ton of other wogs, whack-jobs, and weirdoes. The strange thing was that all of these servants - poorly paid and always dog-tired from doing menial and mundane tasks for limited-character lunatics like Sir Reginald Axel Audrey Primrose Willoughby - accepted their poor wages and virtual chattel status with equanimity until Sir Reginald Axel P...