Thousands of questionable ballots approved by Broward County

Brenda Snipes, Broward County Florida Supervisor of Elections says, We have discovered 35,731 ballots inadvertently stored for safe keeping behind the deep fat frier at Tina's Tacos and we have certified these as legitimate votes for Senator Bill Nelson and Andrew Gillum because it is quite clear they are the candidates whom these voters wanted elected.

It is obvious, is it not, that the faint star beneath Pancho Villa was intended to show the support of the poor campesinos who armed him and hid him when he was being pursued all over Hell and Creation by the Yanquis and that star means the voters intended to support poor Andrew Gillum who is being pursued by the Feds because he got free tickets to a Broadway Show starring minorities.

Look at that partially rotated mustache mark beside the name of Speedy Gonzalez. If that does not indicate a vote in favor of Mr. Gonzalez - a well known seasonal fruit picker and international Democrat who lived inside the walls of Caesar Chavez's Pink Hacienda while in America- then you are a racist.

Do you think these poor people intended to vote for rich Rick Scott or that white devil, DeSantis?

Look somebody told me that DeSantis is Hispanic for The Satan. Why'd any poor folk vote for the Devil?

In response to a question from The Miami Herald - that noted this ballot appears to be a leftover ballot from a previous election -  Ms. Snipes snipped, There are a lot of minorities in Broward County who have to eat leftovers because they are poor but I see no reason to mock them for their diets and not count their votes.

In America, even poor minorities have rights. These votes will count...











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