Golgotha Fun Park


Years ago, ABS and The Bride were visiting family in Lexington, Kentucky and one day we all went to explore the Mammoth Caves and on the return trip we passed this inspirational Fun Park.

 Golgotha Fun Park.

 Yes, nothing says fun more than Golgotha and some local evangelicals thought the proper way to memorialise and celebrate it was to combine the history of Golgotha, the place where the Salvific Pluperfect Sacrifice of Jesus Christ on The Cross purchased our Salvation, with the nearly as breath-taking and life-changing experience of miniature golf.







The evangelical entrepreneurs also, sagely, were thoughtful to include a paint ball range where believers could shot at each other from behind trees because the idea of combining Gogoltha and Miniature golf tends to inspire in men ideas of rage and murder.



"On the Tee, Adam and Eve, from the Paradise Golf Club..."


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