ABS explains Pachamama


Pachamama is not a goddess revered by the indigenous people of the Andes. She is also not known as the earth mother. In Inca mythology, (and who doesn't yearn for more of that?) Pachamama is a fertility goddess who presides over planting and harvesting, (The rain covering the 3800 or so varieties of potatoes seeds in the freshly created furrows are her tears)  embodies the mountains (which are her gigantic rocky hooters), and causes earthquakes (with her fiery flatulence).
But, in reality, Pachamama was a code word spoken by Kramer in a Seinfeld episode.






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