The wit and wisdom of the famous fat yoga instructor

China Syndrome, shit...That's just a movie but if I fart now, I'll be eating Stir Fry for lunch






Jessamyn Stanley quotes “I wrote this book for every fat person, every old person, and every exceptionally short person - not that there is anything wrong with being a fat old midget.  I wrote it for every person who has called themselves ugly and every person who can’t accept their beauty. I wrote it for every person who is self-conscious about their body. I wrote it for every human being who struggles to find happiness on a daily basis, and for anyone who has ever felt overwhelmed by the mere act of being alive and for those ashamed to be obese and go out in public wearing shit like I wear. I wrote it so I could not only do The Cow but have enough money to buy one and eat it. Yoga” 

Jessamyn Stanley, Every Body Yoga; Let go of Fear. Get on the Mat. Love your Body like I loves me some Tasty Cakes

“At what point would you finally say, 'I've had enough of hating my body in these leotards. I'm going to start shopping at the Tent Store. 

Jessamyn Stanley, Every Body Yoga; Let go of Fear. Get on the Mat. Love your Body like I loves me some Tasty Cakes

“...it's most important to accept that your yoga poses may not look like everyone else's. That's okay. Just adapt the poses to your current state of being but try not to pass gas like I did when I was doing The Cow and blowed outta the studio looking and sounding like a rocket car doing time trials on The Bonneville Salt Flats

― Jessamyn Stanley, Every Body Yoga; Let go of Fear. Get on the Mat. Love your Body like I loves me some Tasty Cakes

“A true practitioner walks the eight-limbed path until lunchtime and then they go to McDonald's and chow down until they can't breathe.” 

― Jessamyn Stanley, Every Body Yoga; Let go of Fear. Get on the Mat. Love your Body like I loves me some Tasty Cakes


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