ABS received mail from Melania Trump

Yesterday, ABS received a letter from Melania Trump seeking a monetary donation and asking him to sign a pledge card supporting the POTUS.

Now, that is a problem because Trump has plenty of money but appears to lack fashion advice.

ABS told Melania to tell Donald to stop wearing a coat and tie and start wearing a Ward in public

He’d seem more relaxed and avuncular and garner the old white golfers vote, the guys who drive to the airport and watch planes take off and land vote and the guys who fall asleep in the car while the wife paws over the detritus of same damn yard sale vote and he could also court the “ you kids get the hell off of my front lawn dammit “ vote

MWGA

What is a Ward?



It's the type of sweater (Cardigan) worn by Ward Cleaver, the Father of Beaver Cleaver - "Leave it to Beaver."

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