The Pandemic Commandments



  1. I am Lord Fauci thy God, thou shalt not have any strange gods before Me.

    Thou shalt not take the name of Lord Fauci thy God in vain.
  2. Remember to keep holy the daily White House Briefing

    Honor Thy Father Fauci and Thy Mother Brix

    Thou shalt not turn off the TV 

    Thou shalt not commit adultery by intellectually fornicating with other epidemiological models

    Thou shalt not steal thy self against Thy Lord Fauic's orders

    Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy Lord Fauci.

    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s epidemiological models

    Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s masculine ideas about liberty.

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